i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Dignity is for republicans.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
whose ass print is on the piano?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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