I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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