Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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