The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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