I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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