is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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