Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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