these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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