Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
