Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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ttyl tear gas
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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