anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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