But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
we're so committed to being not committed
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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