Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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