Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Randomize