I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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