I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
being pregnant is like rehab
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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