Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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