i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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