I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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