It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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