I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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