I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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