im drinking this country out of the recession.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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