Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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