Yo dont text me then not text me
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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