Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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