508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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