a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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