pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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