Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
