I want to stick my p in your. b.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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