I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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