the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar