Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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