Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
im on a boat
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