well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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