If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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