is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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