i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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