whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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