Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Randomize