The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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