how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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