Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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