hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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