hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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