So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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