i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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