i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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