if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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